Customisable Sweary Greetings Cards - Includes 150 sweary stickers to build your own

Aren’t you sick and fucking tired of spending $15 on a stupid card that says, “You hold such a special place in my heart and I don’t know where I’d be without you”? 🤮 Tell your mum, your boss and your children what you REALLY think of them with our customisable sweary cards. From “Happy Birthday Nan, You Crazy Little Cock Gobbler” to “Get Well Soon, You Tubby Old Pube Muncher”, there’s something for everyone.

The pack includes:

• 126 Sweary stickers including all the rudest words we could think of
• 24 Greetings stickers including 'Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday Nan, Happy Father's Day, Happy Mother's Day, Happy Anniversary, Sorry You're Leaving and more
• Blank cards (with the small tagline Swearing is Caring) made from 100% recycled card
• Blank envelopes for the cards made from 100% recycled paper
• Packaged in a compostable cellophane bag and recycled envelope

Even though you clearly lack a moral compass when it comes to fucking off your friends and family, we know you have an environmental conscience. Our cards and envelopes are made from 100% recycled paper and packaged in a compostable cellophane bag, so you don’t have to worry about fucking up the planet. Plus, we donate a portion of our profits to Beyond Blue ‘cause we’re awesome. Now fuck off.